All us Pussi Riot gals are natural born super stars, we flaunt our feminine & feline charms with a disarming abandon!
Some of us as Muhmuhuh’s post https://pussiriot.wordpress.com/2014/03/12/saturday-night-at-the-movies/ delightfully highlighted have already been stars of the silver screen in our pre-riot days as domestic kittens. Yours truly has in fact had a very illustrious career as a Vinewood starlet. Don’t believe me? Then have a look at my auto-biography right here https://pussiriot.wordpress.com/2014/03/05/who-the-hell-is-scuba-christ-3/ But please keep those early VHS days a secret or I’ll have to kill you 😉
Now here at Pussi Riot HQ we have decided that we want to put Bruce Spade and his Vinewood Studio cronies out of business once and for all. Why should second rate hacks like Leonora Johnson and Lacey Jonas get all the limelight and plaudits when we know that it’s us Pussi Riot girls who are the true talent here talent in Los Santos!
Seriously! We really do want you, our lovely Pussi Riot Crew to get involved in the movie industry for real! We are going to have our very own Pussi Riot Productions Youtube Channel filled to the brim with content made for you – by you! But! and this is a big ass but we want to make quality original content. What we don’t want is hours of footage where gamers are just playing the game, which lets face it has been done to death. No! We want highly original and creative content. We want to change how game videos are made FOREVER!!
Some of you but not all of you may be aware that we have some seriously creative bods in our midst. We have; animators, video editors, graphic designers, actors and script writers on board, all of whom are chomping at the bit to get going and make Pussi Riot Grand Theft Auto movies. This is going to be an on-going project where some seriously creative content will be made. So we want to start by inspiring you. We are going to create a couple of video projects that will give you a sense of what can be achieved and what will be achieved. But we can’t do any of this without your help! At the moment what we intend to do needs to remain Top Secret as we don’t want other crews nicking our ideas now do we! After the initial content is complete and published, we want you to get your thinking caps on and come up with your own ideas, concepts and ultimately fully realised videos that you have created from start to finish. At this early stage what we need is for you to get involved in any way you can especially if you have experience in any kind of creative media. To get the whole shebang started we desperately need a camera crew which means that we want members who have or are willing to purchase a PVR HD Game Recorder to come forward. What on earth is one of them? You ask. Well have a look at these
These things cost about $200 in the US or just around £100 or Euros in Europe. I know this isn’t small change for most of us but when you consider the fun you’ll be having with one against the cost of a Next Gen console which for the foreseeable future will not have any titles that come close in standard or fun to our beloved GTA5 then it’s kind of a no-brainer. There are other devices on the market that can record HD gaming footage, but if you do have something else get in touch as we have to make sure it’ll work in the Pussi Riot editing suite. If you’re not in a position where you can’t afford any of this top tech don’t worry – you can still help out. We need Riot Chick Movie Stars aplenty! Or lets face it all we’d have wold be footage of Muhmuhuh and Blondi going to the shops.
I need to stress one more thing – we need you to be committed and professional at all times when we’re working on a shoot we don’t want any part-timers who will let us down. If you tell us you want to get involved then we expect you to keep your word about what you say your going to do. If you let us down in any way it can seriously affect the production. This will make us very sad and very angry and we’ll have to send Randy round to speak with you, and Randy doesn’t like to use words in this line of discussion! Seriously this will be lots and lots of fun for all of us. Anyone who attended Pixelpuss’s excellent Clockwork Orange photo-shoot will agree with me on this, and that was just a photo-shoot!
So if any of this has inspired you to want to be involved then please don’t hesitate to get in touch with me or any of the other reps either by messaging us on Social Club or by filling the form below. Or do both that would show us your really keen! We really do want to hear from you all very soon