Grody’s send-off party

As you all know I will be moving to PS4 in a few weeks. After two years of playing with you on PS3, I can’t just ride off into the sunset without throwing a good shindig!


I’ll start off by saying that I won’t be gone forever. I will still hang out with all the cool PS3 people from time to time (and whenever someone wants to play together). Nonetheless a proper see you later is in order.

The party will be on December 18 at 20:00 GMT

To commemorate all of the good times we’ve had together, I want to create a playlist with all of your best jobs. To submit your job, simply send me a link to it on the SC and I’ll add it to the playlist. (max 1 job per person)

For the final bit of the party to work, I’ll need a few PS4 people to attend, as we’ll be sailing off into the sunset together.

The schedule is as follows:

  • During the first hour we’ll get ready, wait for possible latecomers and simply have some free roam fun together.
  • Once the first hour is over, we’ll launch the playlist.
  • After the playlist we’ll take a 15 minute break, so that people can go potty, fix themselves a drink, prepare a quick midnight snack, give me a foot massage etc.
  • After the break (and depending on the time) I’ll launch a second playlist with memorable jobs from some of the previous crew parties.
  • Once the playlist is over, we’ll go to the marina and wait for the sunset. For the send-off I need all the PS4 people to get on my sailboat and we’ll start sailing off into the sunset (until we hit the edge and drown I guess) the PS3 peeps follow in any kid of vehicle (be creative!)
  • If the night is still fairly young, we’ll hang out until after Sesame Street and then hit the hay.

There’s no dress code, but no black suits, I’m not dead :p

That’s all folks, I’ll see you at the party! ^_^

Operation sweepity-swoop

Operation Sweepity-Swoop will commence on Friday November 27

Have you ever seen our list of Muscle level Rioters? If you’ve been in the Riot for awhile, you will have noticed that the list has become quite extensive. The majority of these people we don’t know and are active in different crews.

Our crew has always stood for quality over quantity. It prides us to be able to call ourselves Rioters. However our exclusivity has dwindled over the past two years. Our original rules have become less strict or have disappeared altogether.

Therefor the majority of the commission has decided to clean up the Riot at the muscle level. That means kicking muscle who do not have the Riot as their active crew. We realize that among them are members that you know, play with and want to keep in. That’s why we need your help to clean up the crew! And here’s what you can do:

  • If you’re a muscle level member, set Pussi Riot as your active crew on the big day.
  • If you’re a rep, you have nothing to fear. You’ve proven your loyalty and effort.
  • If you’re a lieutenant, you know the muscle level members who regularly play with crews other than the Riot. If you want to keep them in, please contact Grody, and we’ll make sure they’re whitelisted.
  • If you’re a commissioner, I’m surprised you’re reading this bit and I’m even more surprised as to why you’re still reading.
  • If you’re the boss, I’m very surprised you’re reading this.

To make sure everyone gets the message, we’ll be sending daily reminders for the next 7 days through in-game messages.

The cleaning of the muscle level crew will be followed by a stricter recruiting policy to make sure we get the coolest cats into the coolest crew.

Thank you for understanding. Together we can make the Riot great again! Go crew!


(A rare sighting of a wild Grody foraging for muscle)

 The current Whitelist:

  • ap4321
  • BrikS94.6SanG
  • Chopperrr
  • CrazyMom061320
  • iFruitGusherz
  • Johnny_M17
  • LadiieLo
  • Pevabe

The Molly and Grody Christmas Radio Show


Seasons greetings to you all! (kind of…)

Now anybody who knows me at all knows that I can be a miserable git and Christmas time is no exception!

I will be honest with you ladies, I’m not a huge fan of Christmas. I like presents obviously but I am not much of a drinker, don’t like eating too much and hate being forced to be jolly! The time off work is nice….

So where am I going with this? Well that my friends is totally up to you!

As the Molly show was a great success and also borrowing off the excellent Radio Gaga (who we all miss dearly, Gaga if you are reading this get in touch eh? We would love to see you in LS again as its just not the same without you!) I have decided to combine the two in an attempt to give not only myself but the rest of our crew members a bit of Christmas cheer.

So the idea is as follows, and yes me and Grody (who i have roped in to helping me, hence the name of the show) will need your help. Without your help it cant happen!

On Christmas Eve me and Grody (Grody and I..?) shall release the Molly and Grody Christmas Radio Show. The idea is something nice to listen to on Christmas Eve, Christmas Morning or just generally whilst playing on GTA over the holidays. You can do what the hell you want to do with it to be honest, we dont really care as long as you do something!

The show will work as follows….

It will be roughly 80 minutes and will feature me and Grody “ringing” fellow crew members on Christmas morning to ask what they got for Christmas (In character!), what Christmas messages they have for people and to just shoot the breeze with each other.

Now i know what you are thinking here…most of us are hairy old men and it will kind of ruin the mistique right? Well fear ye not, I have grabbed myself a text to voice generator which can do an array of female voices.

I am sure you are also thinking “they are ringing me on Xmas day? they dont even have my number, and thats weird…”

Well no we dont have your number! And we aint ringing you! From today until the release of the show me and Grody will send small scripts to every person who wants to be involved (Like i did for the Molly Show), all you have to do is fill the gaps in and send them back to us and we will make the magic happen, it really is that easy and it wont take you much work!

Along with the general chit chat we will also be playing ALTERNATIVE Christmas songs because if I hear Mariah bloody Carey over Christmas one more time I will put my foot through the radio. We are looking for metal songs, rap songs, pan pipes if that floats your boat, just anything that isnt obvious. I have tons to choose from here but I would really prefer the crew to provide me with stuff.

So to summise what you have to do to help me and Grody….

+ PM/Email/Respond to this post?send a telegram whatever…. to me or Grody and just let us know you want to join in. If you dont “do” Christmas thats no problem either. Tell us that on the show and we can just play something else for you as long as its fairly jingly.

+ Fill out a paragraph or two response when we send you your part of the script and choose a song you want us to play.

+ Open your ears and listen. (after downloading or streaming the show obviously….)

So that’s it. Are you in? Please be in, this will be rather important to me! I need people to contribute here!

Ho Ho Ho!

yeah that really didnt suit me….

Bah Humbug!


Minecraft Highlight: Riotville

It’s been a long time since I’ve last updated the log, however that doesn’t mean we haven’t been busy. In fact we’ve been so busy that we have not only completed the construction of Riotville, but also started working on building a tropical paradise on a large artificial island a few miles off the coast. But more on that later. Right now it’s time to show you all what we’ve been working on for two months. Ladies and non-biological ladies, I present to you, our capitol, RIOTVILLE!

Map of Riotville

A map of Riotville and it’s surroundings. The green marker represents the location of the map.

Bird's-eye view of Riotville

A bird’s-eye view of Riotville. The city is divided into four districts. The North-Eastern part is the peasant part of town (even though it has a fancy ancient Roman public bath). The South-Eastern part is the Adventure District. The town’s military is housed in the barracks next to the guard tower. Next to it is the Adventure Club, where weary adventurers can have a drink, a warm meal and a good night’s sleep. Across from the club (by the tents and the big hole) is the mine entrance, which leads to the underground river. The South-Western part of town is the Commercial District. Most of the shops are located there, as well as the town hall. The town hall houses multiple facilities, a library where aspiring writers can write books for others to read, a Fleeca bank branch with a vault that has a six digit redstone combination lock and an administrations office to keep track of things like ownership papers, laws, regulations and other bureaucratic shiz. The North-Western part of Riotville is the cultural district. Over there you will find a 1:1 recreation of the Globe Theatre. The square shaped building is the Pussi Riot Museum. In it are mementos of our adventures, like The Sword Of Disappointment (Found whilst looting an entire dungeon with no significant loot whatsoever). Other notable buildings there are the church and Statue Square. To the left of Riotville is David’s (ExLee) farm. A path there leads up to Pussi Castle

Riotville Market Square

The market square, which is the centre of the town. Note the map below the pickaxe statue.

Riotville Sunset

The sunset as seen from the other side.

Riotville Southern Entrance

Riotville as seen from the Southern entrance

Riotville at night

Riotville at night.

Globe Theatre

The Globe Theatre. A 1:1 recreation by Molly


Riotville Church interior The Riotville Church, by pastor Molly

Pussi Riot Museum

The Pussi Riot Museum and Statue Square. Besides mementos the museum also features and endermen art show. Miguel and Giuseppe move blocks around in their exhibition… it’s a modern art thing, it probably has some meaning, but we wouldn’t get it.

Molly's Mill

Molly went full Dutch here and built a windmill. He lives there now. He now spends his days walking on wooden shoes and growing cheese whilst never taking his finger out of the dyke (pun intended).

Pussi Riot Castle

Pussi castle, a communal project. It’s built on a high mountain. When you stand on the North-Western tower, you can see both Riotville and the HMS Tolokonnikova, which ferries between Riotville Harbour and the island state of Grodyssia. It may be a small castle, but it’s armed to the teeth and houses luxurious quarters, a keep, barracks, stables and a dungeon.

Going down

The entrance to the underground river.

Underground lake

Although technically the first bit is a lake.

Dungeon Bridge

The bridge to the the Riotville Dungeon, which functions as a portal hub. In the teleporter room players can use buttons connected to command blocks to get teleported to cool biomes millions of blocks away. The current farthest destination is a mesa biome 30,000,000 blocks (18,641 miles) away. It would normally take 116 days of continuous walking to get there. Another biome included is an Ice Spikes biome located 15,000,000 million blocks (9,320.5 miles) away. Each destination has it’s own teleporter that can take players back to the teleporter room.Teleporter room

The Prismarena

Slightly further down the river is the arena. In here players can fight against (holographic) mobs in the PvE arena or other players in the PvP arena, as pictured below.PvP Arena

River 1

The river goes on…

River 2

And on. The river itself is about two miles long… for now anyway. At the end is a Nether portal. The portal will take you to a savezone within the Nether.

That’s all for now folks! It’s time to set sail in search for new lands, but no matter how many houses we’ll build, no matter how beautiful the places we’ll discover, Riotville will always be our home. If you’d like to get involved, send me, Grody, a PM on the Social Club and I’ll get you sorted. Okay before I go, I’ll give you guys a little sneak peek of what’s to come ;)

The HMS Tolokonnikova (named after the Pussy Riot band member Nadezhda Tolokonnikova) docked by the Grodyssia Marina

The HMS Tolokonnikova (named after the Pussy Riot band member Nadezhda Tolokonnikova) docked by the Grodyssia Marina.

The Great Pussi(y) Riot Video Competition

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Hey Little Riot Girl. You’re a member of the most ass-kicking crew on GTA. Two years in and we’re still fighting strong!

We have the best and most creative members in the game with the most bitchin’ name and crew tag!

If you don’t know who the real ‘Pussy Riot’ are then have a read of Binchen’s excellent article on the group who inspired not only our name but also our attitude!

So don’t you think its about time we said thankyou to anarchic namesakes?

Us gals have always been a creative bunch, our crew parties are chaotic, fun and inspirational. We’ve won countless Snapmatic competitions. We have some seriously talented artists in our midst, and our WordPress website is overloaded with creative articles on all kinds of subjects.

We also have our own YouTube video channel in Pussi Riot Productions where our members have uploaded their own imaginative clips which highlights what can be achieved with a bit of team work…

These videos were painstakingly put together using capture cards and PC editing software and were a real labor of love. However now things have just got a whole lot easier.

Unless you have been living under a rock you will be aware that on Current Gen consoles, Rockstar gave us a new video creation tool called Rockstar Editor as part of the Freemode Events update, which PC gamers have enjoyed playing with for some time.

This easy to use video creation tool is now available to everyone on PC and ‘Current Gen’ consoles, and even if you’ve never dabbled in making videos before, you’ll definitely have fun dabbling with the editor’s crazy camera angles, slo-mo and filters :)

Your chance to win $1,250,000 in game cash!!!

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To become the lucky winner of the Great White Shark Card which is worth $1,250,000 of in-game money, you will need to create a video clip that is no more than 3 minutes long on the theme of the real Pussy Riot. So girls in colourful balaclavas rocking out and causing chaos (sound familiar?) Then you will need to upload it to YouTube in at least 720p resolution.

The deadline for all entries is Thursday, November 5th 2015 and all you have to do to enter is send me the link to your finished clip.

This competition is open to everyone in the crew across all platforms including last gen members – remember gals limitations can lead to great art! ;)

The Pussi Riot do Pussy Riot – Crew Party

To help and inspire you to get the footage you need, this months PS4 crew party on Saturday October 3rd from 8pm GMT will be on the theme of Pussy Riot – so all attending will need to wear coloured balaclavas. Or alternatively if you own a cop uniform you could wear that so we can get some melee action violence shots!

We will have the usual mix of Free Mode challenges along with some great new playlists and in between we can do some rocking out on stage or on top of a tank or whatever else takes your fancy!

Hopefully other platforms will organise something similar around the same time, as you have roughly 7 weeks from now before the competition closes.

Remember good communication is essential in video shoots as is team work. So my advice is get chatting and get creative!


Scuba ;)

Tunez – Nina Simone – I Wish I Knew How It Would Feel To Be Free

Be transformed by the renewing of your mind…

A stellar rendition of “I Wish I Knew How It Would Feel To Be Free” by the High Priestess of Soul herself, Nina Simone. Though this is only the ending of her live rendition, what makes the piece so brilliant is the fact that it was all improvised.

Nina Simone was one of the greatest stage performers of the late 20th Century, as exhibited here. Her stage presence is phenomenal, as is her control over the audience. Here’s hoping that you enjoy the music.

The Minecraft Wall of Inspiration

This space isn’t really of any use to the non-minecrafters in the crew. We use this page to post images for group projects to draw inspiration from. That way we’ll hopefully have the same ideas when working on group projects.


My family’s coat of arms. This is where the red and yellow colour scheme on my banners comes from.



Grody: This used to be my fam’s castle in the old days. Not very castle-ish, but it doesn’t hurt to think out of the block.

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Another view of the castle


Location of the castle within the town of Grave, the city of counts. The castle switched hands many times after the 1400s due to conquest, as it was a very strategic location. Therefore the castle was modified beyond recognition until it was finally demolished to make way for more and more modern fortifications.